NEIL Neil's Book Of The Dead (1984 UK 7" x 9" softback book - Prepare to reach the highest state of enlightment as you trawl through the tranquil thirteen bobos of Neil. Brew yourself a green tea [always re-use a teabag at least 10 times] and open your mind [not too wide, just enough] as you learn the sacred secrets of the onion, zen techniques in the sack, Elfs and how to get beyond boredom as you travel along this mystical voyage. Bin the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, Neil's the new guru in town - Essential hippy reading.)