VIVIAN STANSHALL Teddy Boys Don't Knit (1981 UK 16-track LP by the wonderfully demented late & very great Viv, who really should have been knighted for his services to British Eccentricity, complete with illustrated lyric inner and picture sleeve with artwork by Viv himself. Containing the hit single 'Terry Keeps His Clips On', a cautionary tale based loosely upon his father and the perils of wandering abroad in Summer with stinging insects lurking ready to pounce upon the unwary.The Tube is a delightful tune about the joys of parenthood, Ginger Geezer about his confused teenage years as a posh Ted & Calypso To Collapso about the mixed benefits of alcohol consumption. What more could you possibly want from an album ? OK. The sleeve & vinyl are near mint. Shame on the previous owner, I'd say, but their loss is your gain CAS1153)